Chakra Therapy

As was to be expected, 'my coach' - ms has come down on me like a ton of bricks. She took a while to make out that, the references were to her ( instead of 'set-me-right' she turned out to be a 'tubelight', but blame it on the power failures in amchi Moscova) - thereafter she let out all her Tam-Brahm spleen with venom and gusto calling me a looney , nutcase and insect. Then, suspecting that I might be doing all this behind the wife's back has decided to henceforth mark copies of all her e-mails to her, just to be safe and in the fervent hope that, reading them she might decide to the rolling pin on my crown chakra - which she feels is the only way I can attain my urge for the great spiritual awakening.